We took a couple weeks off from your routinely arranged genuine Housewives of Beverly Hills recaps to do the whole Christmas-New Year’s-Polar Vortex thing, however now we’re back with a lot more observations about everyone’s preferred overprivileged southern California nutcases (and Lisa).
1. I didn’t see the last two episodes, however it seems like whatever has continued apace. Brandi as well as Joyce still dislike each other. Lisa, at least nominally, wants everybody to get along. I still can’t stand exactly how Brandi pronounces “bullying.” Joyce compared her struggles with Brandi calling her by the wrong name to Jesus dying on the cross. The a lot more things change, the a lot more they stay the same!
2. Can somebody equate Kim for me? What was all that nonsense about her gigantic bed as well as sleeping in a crate as well as sleeping on her mom? Also, I feel poor for her pet dog as well as his fruitless efforts to figure out what she’s asking him to do.
3. Golfing is harder than it looks. An ex-boyfriend took me to a driving variety once, as well as only then did I recognize that it’s quite difficult to hit the sphere instead of hitting the ground. Kyle as well as Joyce really did okay, however I’d state that Joyce’s omnipresent Birkin as well as her distracting cleavage were most likely signs that she had other things on her mind.
4. Joyce believes Brandi is single since she’s mean. It’s not bullying as long as you state it behind someone’s back!
5. It’s adorable that Yolanda believes Brandi may modification or improve. Yolanda! So blonde as well as quite as well as hopeful. She had a sit-down with Brandi to remind her that it would be great if she swore less as well as calmed down a bit bit as well as perhaps didn’t freak out as often. It’s great that Yolanda had that meeting, since undoubtedly nobody had ever believed to suggest those things to Brandi before. now whatever about Brandi’s character is fixed.
6. getting a tattoo doesn’t hurt that much. It just doesn’t! It burns a little, as well as getting the lines aligned up stings, however it’s just not that bad. Take a couple of ibuprofens an hour before as well as grit your teeth. rigid upper lip, Carlton! Be British about it!
7. Carlton’s commitment to appearing like she stepped out of an Ed Hardy ad is impressive. Where does she even get those clothes anymore? The sandblasted flare jeans? The tee shirts that have been split as well as then stitched back up, corset-style?
8. Bravo discovered Brandi’s one black friend! They discovered her as well as they brought her in to suggest that Brandi isn’t a racist by her extremely existence (Brandi can’t be racist! She has a black friend!), as well as likewise to describe to Brandi that maybe it was dumb to make a racist joke in front of people (and likewise cameras). as well as then, as swiftly as she appeared, Brandi’s Black buddy was whisked away when again. This time, to show Kyle’s daughters to model. Multipurpose!
9. Jamie Lee Curtis is such a random genuine Housewives guest star. Her look of bare toleration while Kyle was doing her soliloquy about exactly how much she admires her was maybe my preferred part of the episode. But, but, Jamie Lee was there since Kyle as well as Mauricio provided a lot of money to a children’s hospital, so that’s nice.
10. In the grand custom of genuine Housewives, Joyce doesn’t understand all the huge words. Chastise. Reprimand. most likely others too. It’s great that she’s extremely pretty. You only requirement one talent, folks.
Handbag count: One Chanel Flap Bag, one Hermes Birkin, one Dolce & Gabbana miss Sicily in Lisa Pink.